Posted on August 31st, 2007 by grammarblogger
Nouns seem like a basic concept in English, but like everything else in English grammar, they seem to confuse the heck out of most people.
I broach this topic after watching a segment of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? (sadly, few adults are), which featured a question asking the contestant to name the three proper nouns in a sample sentence.
Ms. Contestant, a college graduate with a 3.5 GPA, stumbled all over the place before finally agreeing with a fifth grader and getting it right. (She was ready to pronounce two of the proper nouns to be pronouns; the fifth grader knew better and was smarter.)
Okay, what is a noun?
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Posted on August 30th, 2007 by grammarblogger
No really, but the headline sounded good.
What actually happened was that a Dutch prince in line for the throne got caught in a scandal and had to renounce his succession to the throne.
Then, seduced by the all-evil Wikipedia, he went to the site to silence the scandal–and got caught.
Naughty, naughty prince!
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Posted on August 29th, 2007 by grammarblogger
I read recently that three-quarters of U.S. small businesses don’t have any employees or offices because they are one-person operations run from a desktop computer, or more recently, from a laptop on the go.
A term has been coiled for these laptop businesspeople: Bedouins.
Now, traditionally a Bedouin is a nomad in the desert, so does that image fit?
As sort of a business Bedouin myself, I must say that the analogy is apt. I often feel as if I’m lost in a desert.
Sometimes having a bad boss to yell at you is more reassuring of your existence than sitting in front of your laptop and doing what you want to do.
Nah, not really.
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Posted on August 27th, 2007 by grammarblogger
I forget whose credit card ad advises “don’t leave home without it,” but when it comes to Wikipedia, my advice is to leave everywhere without it. It’s just highly unreliable as a source of information.
Since Wikipedia can be edited by anyone who registers with the site, its pages are constantly being “updated” by those with a stake in the information, whether a person or a business, and many of these edits are far from objective or even truthful.
Case in point: A company called FAST recently suffered a huge share drop, but when Wikipedia reported this, someone (guess who?) kept deleting the information.
Now an editor at Wikipedia has posted a notice on the page for the party responsible to cease deleting the information.
Read the whole page. It’s fascinating, and it will show you why I say, “Never trust Wikipedia.”
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Posted on August 24th, 2007 by grammarblogger
I’m neither famous or successful, and thus Wikipedia–the open-source encyclopedia for the Web 2.0 generation–would never feature me in its pages. So unless fame or fortune descend upon me, I’m safe from the “slings and arrows of outrageous fortune” that can be an article in the pages of Wikipedia.
The problem with Wikipeda, and the root of its success as well, is that it is a wiki at heart, an open source that anyone can edit by simply registering.
Is that such a bad thing, you ask?
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Posted on August 23rd, 2007 by grammarblogger
When I’m vegetating, I like to watch baseball and food shows on TV, which brings up today’s topic.
When one conjugates English verbs, the three basic forms are present, simple past and past participle. Thus when one conjugates swim, one gets swim, swam, swum.
Applying that same logical pattern to swing, as in "to swing at a pitch," I figured the conjugation should be swing, swang, swung. However, I couldn’t find anyone who agreed with me, though I did only the most cursory of Internet searches.
I did uncover a 1950 Time article noting how Casey Stengel used to say swing, swanged, swunged, bringing him closer to my interpretation than any modernist.
Most important, however, I found a site that will conjugate verbs for you in many languages. Go to Verbix and conjugate away if you’re curious.
Give the site a swing and make sure you swang away with all your might. In the end, you will have swung mightily.
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